😂 Feast on These Hilarious Thanksgiving Puns and Wordplays

Hey there! I know you’re here looking for a little laughter to go with your turkey and mashed potatoes.

Well, you’ve come to the right place! Thanksgiving Puns are my favorite way to add some extra flavor to the holiday—right along with gravy and good vibes.

Let’s share a few laughs together and make this Thanksgiving even more pun-derful! 🦃😂

Turkey Puns That’ll Make You Gobble with Joy

Don’t go bacon my heart, I can’t turkey that!
Stop, drop, and pass the stuffing!
I only have pies for you this Thanksgiving.
You’re the breast friend I could ever have.
Let’s give them something to gobble about.
Keep calm and gobble on.
Turkey-trot like nobody’s watching.
This bird is too hot to handle!
You’re plucking amazing!
Stuff happens, just wing it.
I’m on a gravy train, and it’s delicious.
I’m thankful for stretchy pants.
May your stuffing be tasty and your turkey tender.
Don’t be a jerky, eat turkey.
Gobble till you wobble!

Pumpkin Puns That Are Smashing Good

Oh my gourd, it’s Thanksgiving again!
You’re the pumpkin to my spice.
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
I only have pie for you.
Life is gourd when there’s pie involved.
Keep calm and carve on.
Spice, spice, baby!
You’re looking gourd-geous today.
Pie love you berry much.
Pumpkin everything, please and thank you.
It’s the most wonderful pie of the year.
You’re a cutie pie.
Don’t squash my vibe.
My favorite exercise is pumpkin pie curls.
You’re the pick of the patch!

Stuffing & Sides Puns That’ll Fill You Up with Laughter

Let’s get stuffed!
I yam what I yam.
Don’t be corny — oh wait, do!
Butter believe I’m going back for seconds.
Gravy is my love language.
Mashed to perfection.
Let’s mash things up this year!
Keep your eyes on the pies.
Peas pass the rolls.
You butter not forget dessert!
Corn you believe it’s already Thanksgiving?
I’m so full of thanks… and carbs.
Sweet as yam can be.
Cran you dig it?
Stuffing dreams are made of cheese.

Family and Friends Puns to Share Around the Table

Family is the main course.
Let’s talk turkey, folks.
You’re gravy to me.
Feast mode: activated.
Love at first bite.
My family’s all about that baste.
We go together like turkey and stuffing.
Let’s get this bread (and butter).
Thankful, blessed, and a little bit stressed.
Full plate, full heart.
Squad gourd!
You’re my roll model.
Home is where the feast is.
Thanks for the memories (and leftovers).
Let’s count our blessings, not our calories.

Thanksgiving Caption Puns for Instagram

Feast your eyes on this!
I’m just here for the pie.
Current mood: mashed and satisfied.
Too blessed to be stressed.
Gobble squad assemble!
Baste day ever!
My resting feast face.
Stuffed, but make it fashion.
Grateful and gravy.
Pass the gratitude (and the rolls).
Pardon my turkey attitude.
Pie hard or go home.
Keep calm and gobble on.
All about that baste, no treble.
Full plates, fuller hearts.

Funny Thanksgiving Puns for Kids

What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
Why did the pie go to school? To get filling!
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving? A tur-key!
Why did the cranberries turn red? They saw the turkey dressing!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble!
What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google!
What’s a turkey’s favorite music? Drumsticks!
Why did the mashed potatoes blush? They saw the gravy boat!
What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Beak-a-boo!
What’s a pie’s favorite holiday song? “Crust the Halls!”
What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!
What’s the best dance on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot!

Corny Thanksgiving Puns for Cards and Greetings

You’re the corniest friend I know — and I love it!
Thanks a latte for being you.
Sending you a harvest of happiness.
Let’s talk gravy!
I’m all about that baste life.
You butter believe I’m thankful for you.
Hope your day is filled with love and leftovers.
Let’s pumpkin spice things up!
Gratitude looks good on you.
You’re the apple of my pie.
Eat, drink, and cranberry.
Gobble greetings from our flock to yours.
Have a feast-tastic day!
Let’s give thanks and pass the carbs.
You’re stuffing amazing!

Funny Gravy & Dessert Puns to End on a Sweet Note

Gravy makes everything better — no ifs or buts!
You’re the gravy to my potatoes.
I’m on a roll (literally).
Life is short — lick the spoon.
Pie love you more than pumpkin spice.
Let’s stick a fork in this day!
Whip it good.
Don’t dessert me now.
Love you to the pie and back.
Whisking you a happy Thanksgiving.
Let’s roll into dessert mode.
Sugar, spice, and everything nice.
Crust me, it’s delicious.
That’s how we roll (with cinnamon)!

🦃 Conclusion

Thanksgiving is all about gratitude, food, and good humor!

Whether you’re sharing these Thanksgiving puns at the dinner table, in your captions, or on greeting cards, they’re sure to bring some extra joy to your celebration.

So eat heartily, laugh loudly, and be thankful for every corny, gravy-filled moment. 🍁