Fruit Jokes are here to add a juicy splash of laughter to your day!
If you love clever humor, lighthearted fun, and playful wordplay, I’m talking directly to you—just like we’re sharing a bowl of your favorite fruits and laughing together.
These jokes are perfect for anyone who enjoys quick, sweet, and refreshing humor that keeps you smiling from the very first punchline.
Let’s dive in!
Fruit Jokes for Kids
- 🍎 Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice
- 🍌 Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well
- 🍇 What do grapes say when they get stepped on? Nothing, they just let out a little wine
- 🍊 How do oranges travel? In a juice box
- 🍓 Why did the strawberry call 911? Because it was in a jam
- 🍍 Why did the pineapple stop in class? It wanted to be a little “bigger”
- 🍉 What do watermelons do at parties? They melon-choly dance
- 🍒 Why don’t cherries ever get lonely? They come in pairs
- 🍑 Why was the peach so popular? Because it was a “fuzzy” friend
- 🍋 How did the lemon propose? With a citrus ring
- 🥭 What did the mango say to the apple? You’re the apple of my pie
- 🫐 Why did the blueberry cry? It felt blue
- 🥝 What is a kiwi’s favorite sport? Squash
- 🍈 How do melons get married? They cantaloupe
- 🍏 Why did the green apple fail math? It lost its core
- 🍊 What’s an orange’s favorite subject? Peel-ometry
- 🍌 Why did the banana wear sunscreen? Because it peeled quickly
Funny Fruit Jokes
- 🍇 Grapes make terrible secret agents—they always wine about it
- 🍉 Watermelons are great at parties—they bring their own seeds of fun
- 🍌 Why don’t bananas ever feel lonely? Because they hang out in bunches
- 🍎 Apples are terrible at tennis—they keep getting served
- 🍒 Cherries are excellent friends—they stick together
- 🥭 Mangoes don’t like online shopping—they can’t find a good peel
- 🍓 Strawberries are shy—they always hide in the jam
- 🍋 Lemons always look on the bright side—they’re zestful
- 🍍 Pineapples are fashionistas—they wear crowns naturally
- 🍏 Green apples are bad comedians—they can’t find the core joke
- 🍈 Melons are optimistic—they can’t help but cantaloupe
- 🫐 Blueberries love music—they always jam
- 🍑 Peaches are emotional—they can’t help but blush
- 🍌 Bananas are great at gymnastics—they do splits easily
- 🍉 Watermelons are calm—they don’t get into a pickle
- 🍓 Strawberries are sweet—they can never be sour
- 🥝 Kiwis are mysterious—they keep their secrets fuzzy
Fruit Jokes for Adults
- 🍷 Why did the grape leave the bar? It was feeling pressed
- 🍌 Bananas at work are great—they always peel with stress
- 🍇 Grapes are bad at dating—they always wine too much
- 🍑 Peaches in meetings are great—they never get pit in a problem
- 🍉 Watermelon jokes are risky—they’re always seedy
- 🍍 Pineapples at parties are wild—they bring tropical vibes
- 🍋 Lemons in love are sour but sincere
- 🫐 Blueberries in relationships always jam together
- 🍎 Apple of my eye has a core personality
- 🍌 Banana splits are perfect for a breakup
- 🍓 Strawberry fields are forever, just like memories
- 🥭 Mango lassi makes everything smoother
- 🍈 Melon is a good listener—it can’t elope
- 🍒 Cherries never gossip—they just hang
- 🍏 Green apples are tart, but honest
- 🍍 Pineapples in the kitchen are sweet and spiky
- 🍉 Watermelon in the office—always seeds ideas
Dirty Fruit Jokes
- 🍌 Why did the banana get embarrassed? It slipped out of its peel
- 🍑 Peaches are naughty—they always blush when touched
- 🍒 Cherries can’t keep secrets—they pop too soon
- 🥭 Mangoes are sweet but sticky in bed
- 🍓 Strawberries are playful—they love getting into the jam
- 🍋 Lemons are zesty in the sheets
- 🍉 Watermelons are juicy and hard to handle
- 🍍 Pineapples are prickly but fun inside
- 🍇 Grapes can be naughty—they wine when they’re pressed
- 🍏 Green apples like it tart and firm
- 🍌 Bananas love to split
- 🍓 Strawberry kisses are messy but sweet
- 🫐 Blueberries like to get smashed
- 🍈 Melons are cantaloupe material
- 🍑 Peachy cheeks get red when tickled
- 🍍 Pineapple lovers love the crown
- 🍒 Cherries always pop at the right moment
Fruit Jokes Puns
- 🍌 Orange you glad I didn’t say banana
- 🍓 I’m grapeful for your friendship
- 🥭 You’re un-beet-able
- 🍉 Let’s avo-cuddle
- 🍋 This is berry nice of you
- 🍇 I’m grapeful we met
- 🍏 You’re the apple of my eye
- 🍈 I can’t elope without you
- 🍍 You’re the pine of my life
- 🍒 I cherry-ish you
- 🍌 Peel good today?
- 🥝 Kiwi believe it?
- 🍑 Life’s a peach
- 🫐 Blue-tiful day, isn’t it?
- 🍋 Zest friends forever
- 🍉 Melon out, chillaxing
- 🍓 Berry best wishes
Fruit Jokes One Liners
- 🍎 Apples: core-rect and delicious
- 🍌 Bananas always split
- 🍇 Grapes wine a lot
- 🍓 Strawberry jam is sticky business
- 🍉 Watermelon seeds dreams
- 🍋 Lemon zest life
- 🍒 Cherry on top, always
- 🥭 Mangoes rule the fruit bowl
- 🍈 Melons cantaloupe easily
- 🍍 Pineapples wear crowns
- 🫐 Blueberries get smashed
- 🍑 Peaches blush easily
- 🍏 Green apples tart you up
- 🍌 Banana peels are slippery
- 🍉 Watermelon’s a melon-choly fruit
- 🍓 Strawberry fields forever
- 🍍 Pineapple inside, party outside
Laugh Fruit Jokes
- 🍌 Why did the banana go to school? To improve its peeling
- 🍎 Apples always get core exams
- 🍇 Grapes love wine tasting
- 🍓 Strawberries love berry jokes
- 🍉 Watermelon loves seed puns
- 🍋 Lemons zest for life
- 🍍 Pineapples bring tropical laughs
- 🥭 Mangoes are smooth comedians
- 🍒 Cherries hang out and giggle
- 🍏 Green apples crunch jokes
- 🍌 Bananas split laughter
- 🍈 Melons cantaloupe in fun
- 🫐 Blueberries jam together
- 🍑 Peaches blush at funny jokes
- 🍍 Pineapples have prickly humor
- 🍉 Watermelon seeds giggles
- 🍓 Strawberries sweeten the humor
Kids Fruit Jokes
- 🍌 Why did the banana go to the party? Because it was a-peeling
- 🍎 Apples love recess—they always core around
- 🍇 Grapes play hide and seek
- 🍓 Strawberries hide in jam jars
- 🍉 Watermelon loves splash time
- 🥭 Mangoes dance in the sun
- 🍍 Pineapples like crown games
- 🍋 Lemons make sour faces
- 🍒 Cherries swing on trees
- 🍏 Green apples climb ladders
- 🍌 Bananas slip-slide everywhere
- 🍈 Melons roll down hills
- 🫐 Blueberries love puddles
- 🍑 Peaches bounce softly
- 🍓 Strawberries giggle in baskets
- 🍍 Pineapples play peek-a-boo
- 🍉 Watermelons love melon races
Funny Fruit Jokes for Kids
- 🍌 Knock knock, who’s there? Banana… Banana who? Bananas are funny!
- 🍎 What’s an apple’s favorite TV show? Core-ny jokes
- 🍇 How do grapes get around? They grapevine
- 🍓 Why did the strawberry cross the road? To jam with friends
- 🍉 Watermelon wanted a new hat—it was melon-choly
- 🍋 Lemon went to the doctor—it felt zesty
- 🥭 Mango wore sunglasses—it was sunny
- 🍍 Pineapple wore a crown—it’s royal
- 🍒 Cherry loves swings—it’s a cherry pick
- 🍏 Apple did yoga—it wanted to stay core
- 🍌 Bananas dance—they peel good
- 🍈 Melons are rolling—they can’t help it
- 🫐 Blueberries love puddles—they get squishy
- 🍑 Peach likes hugs—it blushes
- 🍍 Pineapple hides—it’s prickly
- 🍓 Strawberries love jumps—they’re berry bouncy
- 🍉 Watermelon slides—it’s seed-iously fun
Conclusion
Fruit jokes are a tasty way to bring laughter to every age group. From playful puns for kids to cheeky humor for adults, our fruity collection is guaranteed to make your day sweeter.
Share them with friends, family, or even coworkers, and watch smiles grow like a fruit basket!
No matter the occasion, these jokes keep the humor fresh and juicy.
I’m Theodore, the Pun Master at Punszoon — sharing smart puns and playful wordplay to brighten your day!
