Hey there, fellow autumn lover! š I know youāre here because you canāt resist the cozy vibes, pumpkin spice moments, and a good laugh to match the season.
Well, youāre in the right placeābecause Fall Puns are about to make your day even warmer and brighter.
I promise, by the end of this, youāll be āfallingā for these puns just like the leaves outside.
Ready to share a laugh with me? š
Pumpkin Puns Thatāll Make You Smash with Laughter š

- Youāre the pick of the patch!
- Oh my gourd, I love fall!
- Letās give āem pumpkin to talk about.
- Youāre looking gourd-geous!
- Life is gourd when itās fall.
- I only have pies for you.
- Donāt be a jerk-o-lantern.
- Carve out some fun!
- Squash goals achieved!
- Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
- Youāre un-be-leaf-ably cute.
- Gourd vibes only.
- Stop staring ā Iām just patching things up.
- Keep calm and pumpkin on.
- Fall-ing for you faster than a pumpkin off a truck!
Leaf Puns Thatāll Blow You Away š
- Donāt leaf me hanging!
- Iām totally falling for you.
- You autumn know how cute you are.
- Be-leaf in yourself!
- Iām so unbe-leaf-ably happy itās fall.
- Iām rustling up some fun!
- Fall is unbe-leaf-able!
- Orange you glad itās autumn?
- Letās turn over a new leaf.
- Youāre looking tree-mendous!
- Just rake it easy.
- Iām so oak-ay with fall.
- Falling leaves, rising smiles.
- Iām root-ing for you this season!
Apple Puns That Are Core-fully Funny š
- Youāre the apple of my pie!
- I find you a-peeling!
- Stop comparing apples and oranges ā itās un-peel-ievable!
- Youāre core-geous.
- I canāt help but crabapple when itās cold.
- Feeling apple-solutely amazing today!
- Iām totally smitten with this cider.
- Keep your eyes on the pies!
- A day without apples is the core of all evil.
- Youāre so sweet itās almost sauce-y.
- I apple-reciate you!
- Letās make this friendship pear-manent.
- An apple a day keeps the blues away.
- You make my heart orchard-rate faster!
- Apple-y ever after!
Thanksgiving Puns to Feast On š¦
- Letās get baste-ed!
- Talk turkey to me.
- Iām stuffed with gratitude.
- Donāt go cold turkey on the carbs.
- Letās give them pumpkin to be thankful for.
- Youāre the gravy to my mashed potatoes.
- Iām on a roll ā literally!
- Youāre my butter half.
- Feast mode: ON.
- Keep calm and cran on.
- This meal is un-bird-lievable!
- Letās get pie-litical ā pumpkin always wins!
- Iām thankful for stretchy pants.
- Donāt whine, just pour another glass.
- Turkey today, nap tomorrow!
Cozy Weather Puns to Warm Your Heart š§£
- Sweater weather is knot overrated.
- Letās cuddle and chill-i.
- You make me melt ā even in 50°F.
- Stay toasty, my friend.
- Cold hands, warm heart, full cup of cocoa.
- Letās snuggle up and stay brew-tiful.
- Itās a sweaterific day!
- This weather has me fall-ing asleep.
- Iām blanket-ly obsessed with fall.
- Youāre brew-tiful inside and out.
- Coffee first, adulting later.
- Autumn air and cozy flair.
- Cider-ly love you.
- Itās chai-time for some warmth.
- Letās mug-nify the moment.
Halloween Puns That Are Spook-tacular š»
- Too ghoul for school.
- Youāre fang-tastic!
- No tricks, just treats!
- Letās have a boo-tiful night.
- This costume is un-boo-lievable!
- Witch better have my candy!
- Feeling fab-boo-lous!
- Creep it real.
- Have a spook-tacular time!
- Iām pumpkin out the scares!
- #SquadGhouls
- Just here for the boos!
- You witch-ed me good.
- Resting witch face activated.
- Keep calm and carry a wand.
Coffee and Cider Puns That Perk You Up āš
- Espresso yourself this fall.
- Donāt worry, be frappy!
- Youāre brew-tiful!
- Fall without coffee? Latte luck with that.
- I love you a latte.
- Sip happens.
- Deja brew: that feeling youāve had this coffee before.
- Pour decisions are the best kind.
- Cider makes everything ap-peel-ing.
- Stay grounded this season.
- You brew my mind.
- Letās chai something new!
- Lifeās better steeped in love.
- Java great fall, everyone!
Funny Autumn Captions for Instagram ššø

- Falling harder than the leaves.
- Catch flights and fall vibes.
- Too cool to leaf behind.
- Channeling my inner pumpkin spice.
- Fall-ing in love with sweater season.
- Crisp air, donāt care.
- PSL and chill.
- Letās carve out some memories.
- My blood type is pumpkin spice.
- Autumn-atically in a better mood.
- Donāt stop be-leaf-ing!
- Sweater together forever.
- Falling for the gram.
- Spice up your life ā itās fall!
- Autumn vibes only.
Conclusion
And there you have it ā a harvest full of fall puns to keep your spirits high and your captions clever! š
Whether youāre sharing cozy coffee moments, leaf piles, or pumpkin patch selfies, these puns are the perfect way to sprinkle humor into the season.
So go ahead ā rake in the laughs, spice up your posts, and make this fall absolutely unbe-leaf-able.

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